Friday, May 02, 2025

Cuckoo Cuckoo!

Hey folks we got a new winner! You know how kids dress up in furry costumes... well neither do I... but one Texas representative has introduced a bill banning them but he doesn't know of a case either but he heard rumors!


The Brief
  • A Texas bill, known as the FURRIES Act, would ban non-human behaviors in public schools, including the use of litter boxes and wearing animal accessories.
  • Rep. Stan Gerdes, the bill's author, claimed schools were providing litter boxes for students acting as "furries."
  • When pressed, Gerdes could not find an example. The bill was left pending in committee.
On March 13, Rep. Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) announced he had filed the Forbidden Unlawful Representation of Roleplaying in Education Act. In a press release announcing the bill, he said he had heard reports of a "furry-related incident" at a Smithville ISD school.

During a committee meeting for the bill this week, Gerdes said he called the superintendent and that the conversation was "extremely concerning."
There is no debate that this upholds the highest standards of the Cuckoo Award... it is awarded to Rep. Stan Gerdes with high honors! And he gets special recognition for the creative name of the bill! 

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