Finally The Cause Has Been Found!

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Finally the cause of gender dysphoria has been found!

And it has been driving conservatives off the deep end. They are refusing to drink any water only straight beer. But even beer has been found to contaminated with the forever chemicals, they found it in the food we eat, the water we drink, and even in the air we breath, wherever they look they have found PFAS the forever chemicals. It was used in nonstick cookware, water-repellent clothing, stain resistant fabrics and carpets, some cosmetics, some firefighting foams, and products that resist grease, water, and oil.

Through years of research they found PFAS in the body mimics estrogen!

Research showed that the increase of gender dysphoria is directed related to the amount PFAS in a fetus, the higher the level of PFAS in the fetus the more likely the child develops gender dysphoria and is intersex.

Proud Boys and MAGA men are in a panic vowing not to eat or drink anything! There is a big market in “Thousand Year Old” water and huckster are selling fake “Thousand Year Old” which is really triple distilled water. New sections of grocery store have been created for certified PFAS free food!

Many men are having their “Man Boobs” removed in secret fearing that their friends might hear about surgery, they are sneaking in the back door of the plastic surgeons afraid that they would be seen. Late night TV commercials advertising herbal testosterone to “man them up!” and black market sales of testosterone have popped up… "I know someone who knows someone who sells questionable black market testosterone that have been cut a half a dozen times." Men who have money are having their blood filter to remove any PFAS or microplastics.

Born again preachers are preaching the end of the world as “men become women” that it is god’s punishment because they didn't eradicate trans people! That PFAS is god’s punishing us for gay marriage!

The conservatives says that this is all a liberal plot to wipe them out and are calling for a civil war as they live in fear of becoming women.

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