what if this is as good as it gets?

what if this is as good as it gets?: Grown-up questions...

1. Do you have a college degree?
Yes

2. What was the amount of your last electric bill?
$114.55

3. Do you have life insurance?
No, I will be dead so why have insurance.

4. How many hours per week do you work?
-0-

5. Have you ever attended a Toastmasters event?
Nope

6. Favorite place to attend Happy Hour??
I don’t go to happy hours any more.

7. How many miles is your commute to work each day (one way)?
When I worked it was 4 miles

8. What time do you get up every morning for work?
Work? What is that? When I did work it was 5:45

9. What is your definition of sleeping in late?
Seven or eight

10. Do you check your cholesterol on a yearly basis?
Every six months

11. How large was your first cell phone bill?
Around $15

12. Does your employer provide good health insurance?
It is average to fair

13. Did you use the internet to write a research paper?
Yes

14. Have you attended a High School reunion?
Yes and this year is my fortieth reunion

15. How many jobs have you held in your professional career?
I have had three jobs since college, one lasting twenty-eight years

16. Have you ever been fired or laid off from a job?
Yes, in June I got laid off. I will be retiring once the severance runs out.

17. What is your favorite drink?
Water or tea

18. What is the most expensive bottle of wine that you have in your refrigerator?
Around twelve dollars

19. Have you been divorced?
No

20. How old were you when you stopped getting ID-ed for Alcohol?
I did get carded until I was about twenty-five and they just had lowered the drinking age to eighteen.
Well actually I got carded about a year ago, but I don’t think it had anything to do with age.

21. Favorite casino?
Mohegan Sun which is about 45 minutes away.

22. Are you happier now than you were in high school?
Yes

23. Did you ever have Hypercolor shirts?
If you mean a tie died shirt yes.

24. Do you remember when Michael Jackson was black and was attracted to older people?
Yes

25. Do you remember when MTV actually played music videos?
Yes, b ut I never watched it.

26. Have you had a will made?
Yes

27. What music was in your cd / cassette player when you were 16?
Do you mean in the eight track? The Beatles

28. Favorite fancy / upscale restaurant?
Tuscany’s

29. How long has it been since you attended a kegger?
Last year, my cousin and his family are “big” beer drinkers.

30. Where were you when you found out about 9-11?
I was at work on morning break.