In a couple of hours, on this April Fools’ Day, our Fearless Leader will be giving a speech... and I won’t be watching, because I already know what he’s going to say. No, I didn’t get an advance copy.
We all know the talking points; how it’s all Biden’s fault, the Democrats, etc., etc.
So I propose a bingo game! Check off the boxes as Trump rambles through his long-winded speech. Mark them as he says each one:
| Blames Democrats | "Fake News" | Talks Economy | Mentions Border | "American People" |
| Self Praise | "Tremendous" | Criticizes Media | Mentions Crime | Repeats Phrase |
| Nicknames Someone | Blames Past Admin | FREE | Talks Jobs | Mentions Military |
| Trade Deals | Energy Policy | Big Reaction | Awkward Pause | Random Story |
| "Never Seen Before" | Sarcasm | Crowd Size | "Witch Hunt" | Off Script |
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