Thursday, March 05, 2026

Cuckoo Award: He's Attacking You Morning Coffee Now!

You're not going to guess what RFK Jr, is going after now! Your morning cup of Joe!
Fernando Cervantes Jr.
USA TODAY
March 4, 2026


Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., raised in Massachusetts, is challenging the state's beloved coffee chain, Dunkin', over the safety of its sugary drinks, triggering a caffeinated showdown with the governor.

Speaking at a rally last week in Austin, Texas, Kennedy said he plans to press major coffee chains including Starbucks and others to prove their ingredients are safe, zeroing in on the sugar content of some popular beverages.

“We’re going to ask Dunkin’ Donuts and Starbucks, ‘Show us the safety data that show that it’s OK for a teenage girl to drink an iced coffee with 115 grams of sugar in it,’” Kennedy said. “I don’t think they’re gonna be able to do it.”
So all of you caffeine freaks out there beware he is coming after your morning cup of Joe!

It is with great honor that I award RFK Jr. the coveted Cuckoo Award!

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